VW Camper Van Tent (Peppermint Green)
Product Information: If you’re going to San Francisco, or even Glastonbury, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair because anything goes in this groovy four-man, twin room tent. Why? ‘Cos it’s a full-size, officially licensed replica of the iconic 1965 Vee-Dub Camper Van adored by hippies galore during the Summer of Love.
The Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing
Product Information: Scientifically illustrating the relationship between profanity, science and art, this one-of-a-kind, Modern Toss-approved contraption is a real life periodic table of swearing. Simply press any one of its 100 buttons to hear a staggeringly creative volley of filth. It is big, it is clever and it costs fifty grand. Now eff off!
Marchi Mobile eleMMent RV
Product Information: Hit the road, oligarch styley, in the world’s most luxurious RV. Pimped up beyond belief, the 40ft eleMMent is a high tech palace on wheels and features a rooftop patio, huge bedroom, luxe spec bathroom and lounge fit for an oil baron. The only downer is the £1.9 million price tag.
Caran D'Ache 1010 Diamonds
Product Information: There’s no point signing million dollar documents with a tuppenny ha’penny pen. So sign like you mean it with this, the world’s most expensive pen. Ludicrously luxe, the limited edition Caran D’Ache fountain pen is crafted in white gold with more than 850 exceptionally pure diamonds. ‘Lend us a pen?’ Certainly not!
Product Information: Super yachts? Bah! Now all you billionaires can rule the waves with your very own floating city because Project Utopia will soon be a reality. With 11 decks, a wet dock, several helicopter pads and enough luxe accommodation to house a micro-nation/army, this jaw-dropping ocean-going giant is ideal for flush megalomaniacs.
Blue Forest Tree Houses
Product Information: Out of your tree? You’ll need to be because these truly awesome treehouses are serious money. Then again it’s not every day you see a triple turreted treehouse equipped with lighting, electrics and underfloor heating. The only problem will be keeping the kids out ‘cos these luxe structures are good enough for family living.
Product Information: Venerate your vinyl? Then you need this, the ultimate precision turntable. It’s not cheap (in fact it’s $150,000!) but the ear-caressingly awesome, visually stunning ONEDOF features a self-centering aluminum alloy platter with liquid suspension that wipes out virtually all acoustic distortion. Now where’s that Sinitta 12”?
Electric DeLorean DMCEV
Product Information: ‘Can you meet me at Twin Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I've made a major breakthrough, I'll need your assistance.’ No, it’s not Doc Brown calling, it’s Firebox because we’ve got hold of this amazing DeLorean car. With a top speed of 125mph it easily exceeds 88mph – incredible as this stupendous retro-modern vehicle is electric!