The Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing
Product Information: Scientifically illustrating the relationship between profanity, science and art, this one-of-a-kind, Modern Toss-approved contraption is a real life periodic table of swearing. Simply press any one of its 100 buttons to hear a staggeringly creative volley of filth. It is big, it is clever and it costs fifty grand. Now eff off!
VW Camper Van Tent (Peppermint Green)
Product Information: If you’re going to San Francisco, or even Glastonbury, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair because anything goes in this groovy four-man, twin room tent. Why? ‘Cos it’s a full-size, officially licensed replica of the iconic 1965 Vee-Dub Camper Van adored by hippies galore during the Summer of Love.
Electric DeLorean DMCEV
Product Information: ‘Can you meet me at Twin Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I've made a major breakthrough, I'll need your assistance.’ No, it’s not Doc Brown calling, it’s Firebox because we’ve got hold of this amazing DeLorean car. With a top speed of 125mph it easily exceeds 88mph – incredible as this stupendous retro-modern vehicle is electric!
VisionRacer D-Box VR3
Product Information: You’re never gonna cut the mustard in F1 but you can still reign supreme in the world of virtual racing, especially if you buy this truly amazing full-motion simulator set-up that works in conjunction with the latest PC racing games to deliver the most gut-wrenching, G-pulling racing experience this side of the armco.
Product Information: Is it a caravan or a floating leisure pod? The incredible Schwimmcaravan is both, because as well as functioning as a luxe towable caravan this pimped-up pod doubles as an electric-powered boat. Onlookers won’t know whether to applaud you or throw you a life ring. ‘Mmm, salmon for supper.’
OVO-4 Home Flight Simulator
Product Information: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard the Ovo-4, an incredible fully enclosed, full motion flight simulator for the home. Short of buying your own aircraft this is the most gobsmackingly realistic way to travel the world, simulating turbulence, twisting, pitching and much more. Passengers not included. Yay!
Marchi Mobile eleMMent RV
Product Information: Hit the road, oligarch styley, in the world’s most luxurious RV. Pimped up beyond belief, the 40ft eleMMent is a high tech palace on wheels and features a rooftop patio, huge bedroom, luxe spec bathroom and lounge fit for an oil baron. The only downer is the £1.9 million price tag.
Caran D'Ache 1010 Diamonds
Product Information: There’s no point signing million dollar documents with a tuppenny ha’penny pen. So sign like you mean it with this, the world’s most expensive pen. Ludicrously luxe, the limited edition Caran D’Ache fountain pen is crafted in white gold with more than 850 exceptionally pure diamonds. ‘Lend us a pen?’ Certainly not!