The Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing
The Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing
from Firebox
Product Information: Scientifically illustrating the relationship between profanity, science and art, this one-of-a-kind, Modern Toss-approved contraption is a real life periodic table of swearing. Simply press any one of its 100 buttons to hear a staggeringly creative volley of filth. It is big, it is clever and it costs fifty grand. Now eff off!
VW Camper Van Tent (Peppermint Green)
VW Camper Van Tent (Peppermint Green)
from Firebox
Product Information: If you’re going to San Francisco, or even Glastonbury, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair because anything goes in this groovy four-man, twin room tent. Why? ‘Cos it’s a full-size, officially licensed replica of the iconic 1965 Vee-Dub Camper Van adored by hippies galore during the Summer of Love.
Project Utopia
Project Utopia
from Firebox
Product Information: Super yachts? Bah! Now all you billionaires can rule the waves with your very own floating city because Project Utopia will soon be a reality. With 11 decks, a wet dock, several helicopter pads and enough luxe accommodation to house a micro-nation/army, this jaw-dropping ocean-going giant is ideal for flush megalomaniacs.
Blue Forest Tree Houses
Blue Forest Tree Houses
from Firebox
Product Information: Out of your tree? You’ll need to be because these truly awesome treehouses are serious money. Then again it’s not every day you see a triple turreted treehouse equipped with lighting, electrics and underfloor heating. The only problem will be keeping the kids out ‘cos these luxe structures are good enough for family living.
ONEDOF Turntable
ONEDOF Turntable
from Firebox
Product Information: Venerate your vinyl? Then you need this, the ultimate precision turntable. It’s not cheap (in fact it’s $150,000!) but the ear-caressingly awesome, visually stunning ONEDOF features a self-centering aluminum alloy platter with liquid suspension that wipes out virtually all acoustic distortion. Now where’s that Sinitta 12”?
Triumph Bonneville T100 Steve McQueen Special Edition
Triumph Bonneville T100 Steve McQueen Special Edition
from Firebox
Product Information: Inspired by the Triumph TR6 from the Great Escape, this lovingly crafted limited edition machine bears all the hallmarks of McQueen’s iconic wheels.
F5 Custom Golf Cart
F5 Custom Golf Cart
from Firebox
Product Information: Standard electric golf carts? Pah! Styled like an Italian supercar, this stylish (and just a bit silly) electric buggy leaves them choking on its dust.
Electric DeLorean DMCEV
Electric DeLorean DMCEV
from Firebox
Product Information: ‘Can you meet me at Twin Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I've made a major breakthrough, I'll need your assistance.’ No, it’s not Doc Brown calling, it’s Firebox because we’ve got hold of this amazing DeLorean car. With a top speed of 125mph it easily exceeds 88mph – incredible as this stupendous retro-modern vehicle is electric!
VisionRacer D-Box VR3
VisionRacer D-Box VR3
from Firebox
Product Information: You’re never gonna cut the mustard in F1 but you can still reign supreme in the world of virtual racing, especially if you buy this truly amazing full-motion simulator set-up that works in conjunction with the latest PC racing games to deliver the most gut-wrenching, G-pulling racing experience this side of the armco.
Sealander Schwimmcaravan
Sealander Schwimmcaravan
from Firebox
Product Information: Is it a caravan or a floating leisure pod? The incredible Schwimmcaravan is both, because as well as functioning as a luxe towable caravan this pimped-up pod doubles as an electric-powered boat. Onlookers won’t know whether to applaud you or throw you a life ring. ‘Mmm, salmon for supper.’